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Beginners
Guide To Talking Dirty
Practice the following exercises by yourself until
you feel confident enough to try them on your
partner.
First thing you need to do is write down as many
sexy verbs as you can think of, placing an asterisk
next to the ones that turn you on the most.
Here are a few examples to get you started: kiss,
lick, nibble, tease, screw, bite, touch, suck, play,
eat, chew, push, pull, brush, taste, rub, grind,
stick, jam, blow, squeeze, fondle, smell, caress,
grab, hump, swallow, spank, drink, thrust. Get the
idea?
Once you have completed your list you need to
practice saying these verbs out loud. Try saying it
in the lowest of whispers and gradually build up
from there. Once you are comfortable saying each
word out loud you are then ready to move on.
Now write down as many sexy adjectives as you can
think of and practise saying them out loud. Here are
a few to help you on your way: juicy, big, soft,
wet, hot, lovely, aching, gorgeous, sweet, slippery,
greedy, magnificent, nasty, tasty, hard, round,
firm, wild, luscious, erect, tight, huge, naked,
steamy, bare, throbbing, strong, swollen, stiff,
gentle, raging, hungry. Don't be embarrassed, this
is all for fun!
Once you have a good collection of words you are
ready to start putting them into sentences.
Here are a few examples: - You make me so (adj)
- I want you to (verb) my (noun)
- You make my (noun) (adj)
- Your (noun) makes me so (adj)
- I want to (verb) your (noun)
- I want to (verb) your (adj) (noun)
- I love it when you (verb) my (noun)
- I want to make your (noun) (adj)
- I love to look at your (adj) (noun)
- Thinking about you makes my (noun) (adj)
- (Verb) me! (Verb) me now!
- (Verb) my (noun)!
- I love the way your (adj) (noun) feels against my
(adj) (noun)
- I need to feel your (adj) (adj) (noun) inside my (adj)
(adj) (noun)
- I love the way your (adj) (noun) feels against my
(adj) (noun)
- I have to (verb) your (adj) (noun)
- I want you to play with my (adj) (noun)
- Stick your (adj) (noun) in my (adj) (noun)
- I want to make your (adj) (noun) (adj)!
- (Verb) me like a (adj) (adj) animal!
Well that's it! Once you have read these sentences
out loud you will become a lot more confident in
talking dirty to your partner and you will be ready
to try a few of your favourites next time the
opportunity arises! Good luck!
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